HOW TO HACK

STEP 1

DDOS with LOIC.

STEP 2

Tell kids that you have a botnet and that you can fuck em' up.

STEP 3

Password guess.

STEP 4

Learn very little of javascript so you can brag to kids that you know how to code hacking tools.

STEP 5

Call everyone skids and scriptkiddies while being one yourself.

STEP 6

Explain to all your friends that DDOSing is hacking and how you are the best hacker that they have ever known.

STEP 7

Try to XSS all your friends by sending them this code,"index.php?name=guest<script>alert('HAXED BY R3KT_SEC LMAO XDDDD LOLOLOL')</script>" and telling them to put it in their website.

STEP 8

Use Hola VPN.